If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

I don't try to imagine a personal god; it suffices to stand in awe at the structure of the world, insofar as it allows our inadequate senses to appreciate it.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.