You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.