When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
When you're drowning you don't think, 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me.' You just scream.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time' so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?