Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.
You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.
I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.
Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.
An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
The traditional ways were wrongly disowned by Christianity - in hindsight, medicine men were not demons but very important counsellors in the community.
Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
Young heads take example of the ancient.
There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
External nature is only internal nature writ large.
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.