The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.
Once you label me you negate me.
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.
Religion and art spring from the same root and are close kin. Economics and art are strangers.
Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.
Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.
There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment