An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

My government will be open. Anyone found guilty of corruption will be dealt with in accordance with the law. If you are corrupt you will have to hang your boots.

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.