When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

I love Madrid. I am happy to be here. I have been here three years and hope to be here longer. But I am proud of where I come from and never forget the people I grew up with.

We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.

Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.