I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.

People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.