I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Humility is attentive patience.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

A good liar must have a good memory.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

Authority, without any condition and reservation, belongs to the nation.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.