If a man neglects education, he walks lame to the end of his life

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are.

Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.

Almost all our desires, when examined, contain something too shameful to reveal.

The less you know, the more you believe.

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties

On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

I really had a lot of dreams when I was a kid, and I think a great deal of that grew out of the fact that I had a chance to read a lot.

When someone leaves, it's because someone else is about to arrive.

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

If one's different, one's bound to be lonely.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

You are not stuck where you are unless you decide to be.

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Unsatisfied desire is in itself more desirable than any other satisfaction.