A good liar must have a good memory.

The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.

I am not now That which I have been.

Jests that give pains are not jests.

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.

No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.