The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.
When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.
Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.
Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.
In the rush for justice it is important not to lose sight of principles the country holds dear.
All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.
In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.