We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

Authority, without any condition and reservation, belongs to the nation.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

The traditional ways were wrongly disowned by Christianity - in hindsight, medicine men were not demons but very important counsellors in the community.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.