I want to put a ding in the universe.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.

Reverence does not die with mortals, nor does it perish whether they live or die.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.

One of the great penalties those of us who live our lives in full view of the public must pay is the loss of that most cherished birthright of man's, privacy.

A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.