No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself.

The spirit of man is an inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out.

A jug fills drop by drop.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.