If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

Thought is free.

Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

That which costs little is less valued.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

A person preaches well that lives well.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

Every beauty which is seen here by persons of perception resembles more than anything else that celestial source from which we all are come.

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

Show love, compassion, protection & generosity to those who depend on you – in fact, to everyone.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.