Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.

Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.