Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
Boards don't hit back.
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.
I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.
I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.
The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.
To the young people I say, you are a gift to your communities and indeed the world. You are our hope and our future.
I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.
His modesty amounts to deformity.
Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
Courage is grace under pressure.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.