Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened.
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.