Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Those who can not change their minds can not change anything.

Wisdom begins at the end.

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.

We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated.

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.

If you don't behave as you believe, you will end by believing as you behave.

You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.

Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.

True knowledge lies in knowing how to live.

Men build too many walls and not enough bridges.

Circumstances do not make a man, they reveal him.

Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Tell the truth. Sing with passion. Work with laughter. Love with heart. 'Cause that's all that matters in the end.

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

Desire, ignorance, and inequality—this is the trinity of bondage.

Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit.

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars.