Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone

You can't make souffle rise twice.

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over?

'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

If youre in the luckiest one per cent of humanity, you owe it to the rest of humanity to think about the other 99 per cent.

When things go wrong don't go with them

Percentages are why I am rich.

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

It is your decisions, and not your conditions, that determine your destiny.

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.

Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be. If we do our best, we are a success.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

Boredom is one of the most blissful feelings.

A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.

At least with me, the match starts much, much earlier than the actual match.

Apply yourself both now and in the next life. Without effort, you cannot be prosperous. Though the land be good, You cannot have an abundant crop without cultivation.

Genius is eternal patience.