Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

Humility is really important because it keeps you fresh and new.

There is no worse bitterness than to reach the end of your life and realized you have not lived.

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

In the survival of favoured individuals and races, during the constantly-recurring struggle for existence, we see a powerful and ever-acting form of selection.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.

The gratification of wealth is not found in mere possession or in lavish expenditure, but in its wise application.

Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw some and paint some and sing and dance and play and work everyday some.

It's only terrible to have nothing to wait for.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

Life must be lived as play.

Even when you think you have your life all mapped out, things happen that shape your destiny in ways you might never have imagined.

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

Where there is love there is life.

History is the devil's scripture.

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

We were all at once terribly alone; and alone we must see it through.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.