How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.

We princes are set as it were upon stages in the sight and view of the world.

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

Every man's memory is his private literature.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

One of the great penalties those of us who live our lives in full view of the public must pay is the loss of that most cherished birthright of man's, privacy.