A good liar must have a good memory.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Moonlight is sculpture.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

If information and knowledge are central to democracy, they are the conditions for development.