I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.

The day of individual happiness has passed

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

Genius is sorrow's child.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

A hero cannot be a hero unless in a heroic world.

Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to stand or fall by the quality of that analysis.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.