A house divided against itself cannot stand.

A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.

God's house must be clean, otherwise, God will just run away.

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

No good friends. No bad friends. Only people you want, need to be with; people who build their houses in your heart.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.