A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A sense of humour is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

I don't think marriage is a civil right, but I think that being able to transfer property is a civil right.

I have already joined myself in marriage to a husband, namely the kingdom of England.

If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.

Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather, altogether incalculable.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.