A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

An aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off; it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead.

Any cook should be able to run the country.

Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb.

Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret nor observes a promise.

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them

Either you run the day or the day runs you.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

God's house must be clean, otherwise, God will just run away.

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.

I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday...

If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.

Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons.

Only those are fit to live who do not fear to die; and none are fit to die who have shrunk from the joy of life and the duty of life. Both life and death are parts of the same Great Adventure.

Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

The heart will turn to a prune if love is always by the numbers. How will you know if someone really loves you if they only meet your expectations and not your needs?

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.

The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its average men and women.

To withdraw is not to run away - and to stay is no wise action - when there's more reason to fear than to hope.

When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running to my books. They quickly absorb me and banish the clouds from my mind.

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.