Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Stubborn and ardent clinging to one's opinion is the best proof of stupidity.

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...

Stupidity is a talent for misconception.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.